Time to throw a bit of a curve ball (Bad pun gracefully intended!) into the mix of films to add to your Should Watch List (Hopefully you’ve been keeping a tab so far!) So here we are with number four… Blackball. A quirky British comedy directed by the late, great Mel Smith, and starring Paul Kaye, James Cromwell, Alice Evans, Bernard Cribbins, Johnny Vegas and Vince Vaughn.
Loosely based on real life bowler Griff Sanders, Paul Kaye plays Cliff Starkey, a talented young player who dislikes the hoigty toighty attitude of the local bowls club, particularly local legend Ray Speight (James Cromwell). After seeing that the unbeaten Doohan Brothers from Australia are heading to England, he wants to get the chance to play for his country, to do so he has to be champion of his county. So entering the regional championship, he proceeds to beat all comers, with some rather unorthodox behaviour along the way (Bowl finishing on a rizla anyone?) He then beats Speight in the final, ending his 23 year winning streak in the process. His celebration is short-lived however, when he is stripped of his title for marking the scorecard “Mr Speight is a tosser”. As a result, due to the rules allowing the victim of any such abuse to choose the period of time the offender can be banned from playing from, he is banned for 15 years (Speight later advising his daughter Kerry (Alice Evans) that 15 years is only a 6th of a bowlers career) As a result, the media picks up the story, Bowls is being cancelled on TV due to lack of sponsors, and a new young face is needed to bring the game up to date as it were. American sports agent Rick Schwartz (Vaughn) picks up Cliff, and proceeds to hawk him around to get the money rolling. Using some underhand shifty agents moves (Tabloid pics, clouding the talents mind, turning him against friends etc) Cliff looses his edge, failing to pull off his legendary rizla trick before the media prior to The “Ashes” match, and learns that he is being paired with Speight to face the Doohans. (Who earlier was banned from bowls for uttering several choice swear words at a meeting!) the game starts terribly, with England trailing 17-0 at half time (Don’t you just love a terribly predictable 2nd half turn around sports fans!) leading to a half-time pep talk from Kerry, they proceed to come back to 17-16 coming to the final wood. Some underhand tactics from the ruffled Aussies lead to the game going to extra time (Thunder Bowl!!) a one off shoot out commences, the Aussies land their bowl on the jack, leaving Cliff to attempt the winning shot. Realizing the shot he actually needs, England proceed to win the game and everyone goes home happy. Cue some apologies to loved ones and a hero coming to terms that he’s been a bit of a numpty, that’s all you get!!
Now, I will admit, this is not a massively laugh out loud comedy, but it does have its great moments. Kaye and Cromwell lead well as Starkey and Speight. Bernard Cribbins as Mutley brings some comic timing, Vaughn hams it up as super agent, Johnny Vegas plays obnoxious and loud, and Alice Evans plays Kerry with a sweet charm (Easy on the eye too!) Throw some familiar faces from British TV in for good measure (Watch out for Hugo from Vicar of Dibley (James Fleet) sporting a spiffing pipe!) Some nice shots of Torquay provide good scenery (Several I can say that I’ve actually been to) and some great little references to other sports and several memorable past-times of English Sport (Norway 1981 for those keen Footy fans will spring up).
So take some time, appreciate some Mel Smith lead fun and enjoy the lovely bit of fun that is Blackball.